About Me

Love and Pants to everyone!

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

Reblogged from pizza ✌

liamnpayne:

when people correct ur grammar on the internet 

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(Source: mohawklliam)

Reblogged from pizza ✌
Reblogged from pizza ✌

squldward:

crapaccino:

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

isnt that just one calendar 

Reblogged from Hola Puta

Hahannnah

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

(Source: poyzn)

Reblogged from Hola Puta

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elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

Reblogged from hi it me

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

(Source: j0ye)

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candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest)

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are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

(Source: abakkus)

Reblogged from Troye Sivan Mellet.

sealfie:

"tell us something about yourself"

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Reblogged from happy little pill
Reblogged from happy little pill