CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE FOR A MOMENT
FIRST WE GOT ANNA AND JOSH LOOKING NORMAL
THEN WE HAVE THIS KID WITH A FRICKEN SPOON IN THE MIDDLE
AND THE COOL KIDS IN THE BACK, WITH THEIR COOL BANDANAS
THEN WE HAVE THESE DRUGGED 5 YEAR OLDS ON THE LEFT
i just omg the spoon kid seriously
I DONT KNO W WHY I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKIN HARD
today during 4th period the teacher told us to be extra quiet because he was doing some important work online and he didnt know he had his computer screen hooked up to the tv in the front of the class and all he was doing was watching the titanic on netflix
my hobbies include pausing diving videos at the correct moments
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.